The Ultimate Weapon

The human mind,
what a wonderful thing.
Right?
Isn't it just lovely?
Don't you just want to spend all your time with it?
Of course you do.
Of course you would want to do that.
Because the human mind is our friend.
Because the human mind is what makes us live.
It's what pumps blood,
keeps the organs moving.
Makes our systems run in tip top shape.
It doesn't cause hatred.
No no no, that's others faults.
It doesn't cause war.
No no no, that's religion's fault.
Politicians' faults,
not our fault.
No no no no no no.
The human mind is completely safe.
Totally safe.
The human mind doesn't cause pity.
Self loathing and general disgust.
That's the media's fault.
The human mind is our friend.
It's our one true one.
Really.
It is.
I promise.
Nothing will ever separate us from it.
Even though it's the worst weapon in the world.
Even though it causes everything that is wrong with the world.
Even though it's the ultimate weapon,
an everlasting zeitgeist among our population.
But we'll keep thinking it's our friend.
When really it's an enemy.....